Every time I see Peter Capaldi, I’m just like, “Fuck you, Elaine.”

Not that I ever thought I had a chance with her hubby or anything, but still.

Not fair.

Anybody else get the weird urge to just want to kiss the two beauty marks on Rebecca Front’s clavicles?

Nggghh.

Anonymous asked: Yo wait what were your extracurriculars throughout highschool bc upenn that's insane whoa

In-school: Varsity dance team (co-captain), National Honors Society (President), Choir, Yearbook Committee, Film Club, School News (graphic design and occasional sound mixing), Drama Club.

Outside of school: Community service (600+ hours), volunteering for and working with a Shakespearean acting company, a Penn program for Reproductive Sciences, Russian classes.

And that is why I’m so crazy, hehe.

But no, really.

i wish that i had the courage to post pictures of myself online.

it looks like such fun.

capaldilieu:

absolutewho:

rebeldrferguson:

canchangethefacts:

wonkyjabberwoky:

capaldilieu:

The glasses The strap The smile The hair The dimples The Purpe Shirt of Sex The done THE DOONEE THE ENOUGH!! THE STAAHHHHPPP

Sexy Boy. 

Oh you smooth mother fucker!

Ooohhhh yyyeeaaahhhh
I wana lick him…

I think I need to do more than lick him…

"Doctor Sex" thats it ;)

Ugh. Fuck you, Elaine.

capaldilieu:

absolutewho:

rebeldrferguson:

canchangethefacts:

wonkyjabberwoky:

capaldilieu:

The glasses
The strap
The smile
The hair
The dimples
The Purpe Shirt of Sex
The done
THE DOONEE
THE ENOUGH!!
THE STAAHHHHPPP

Sexy Boy. 

Oh you smooth mother fucker!

Ooohhhh yyyeeaaahhhh

I wana lick him…

I think I need to do more than lick him…

"Doctor Sex" thats it ;)

Ugh. Fuck you, Elaine.

last night, for what seemed to be the thousandth time, a white bro tried to use “you’re ugly” against me in an argument…

and when that didn’t work, he tried to use the overly-sarcastic, “wow, you’re so sexy!” demeaning bullshit.

ohhh, ya got me!

As senior prom draws closer and closer, I’m getting tired of explaining to people why I’m not going. As a recovering anorexic, it’s not a healthy environment. Hell, being a recovering anorexic anywhere means living in an unhealthy environment.

I’m not attending a party that is basically a glorified beauty pageant. I’m not attending a party where people spend thousands of dollars to look prettier than everybody else. I’m not attending a party that I’ve been told that I “need” to go to.

I don’t need to go to anything — especially a place that is dangerous for me.

moarcaffeine asked: All you need to know for series 8: Doctor is Gallifreyan, rank Time Lord. The planet Gallifrey is missing due to past drama & shenanigans and he has to find it to save his people. Daleks despise everything non-Dalek. There are several other baddies, and the Master might be relevant next series. The Doctor can go anywhere in space & time with his ship, the TARDIS, and he likes to take a human or two to travel with him. The Doctor doesn't go to places that fuck up his timeline or the BBC's budget.

See, I still don’t understand.

My knowledge is basically:

- Doctor = Peter

- Daleks = Exterminate

- Moffat = Asshole

Misuse of the term “cracker”

provocatoria:

lindamiller1025:

I’ve seen a lot of PoC using the term “stale cracker” to refer to stupid white people. Like “cracker” was given to us for our resemblance to Saltines or something.
History lesson: the term “cracker” originates from the sound the whip made when slaves were beaten.
Y’all claim to be soooo up on your culture, you don’t even know where your racist epithets come from.
You’re welcome.

Hilariously ignorant white folks acting like POC don’t know WHY we use the word ‘cracker’. Your racism is showing, you lowly white bitch. POC have BEEN smarter than y’all for a long time now. You’re so painfully new.